Oh, yay! The soccer team trapped in a cave is ok!
The Spouse says he needs a beach, so I'm trying to cobble together some sort of vacation that I can afford.
It would probably help if I didn't hate the beach so much.
Home health patient & I are having a Pajama Day.
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Listening to the audiobook of Stacy Schiff's THE WITCHES & daaaaaamn, the Puritans were some catty folks.
Y'all, I like Neil Gaiman well enough, but how many editions of his novels are we up to now? We're going to need new libraries to house the collections of Sandman alone.
Remastered! New foreword! Annotated! Annotated by someone else! Slipcase! Omnibus! New cover art! Author's preferred page edges! Slightly different M's!
It is 2712. Some cataclysm appears to have laid waste to Earth, leaving it utterly desolate. An alien species has arrived to excavate the ruins.
"Good afternoon. We have called you all here to announce that after extensive study, our team has come to a conclusion regarding what wiped out this planet's former civilization.
It appears that the infrastructure of the entire planet collapsed under the weight of a nigh infinite number of permutations of the works written by a 'Neil Gaiman'."
Listening to the audiobook of DEAD WAKE by Erik Larson, narrated by Scott Brick.
Is good.
(That's my incredibly sophisticated book rating system. Good, Not Bad, Terrible, Terrible With Raisins.)
Stitchery.
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Since husband's employer does not believe the medical documentation we have already presented re: hardship transfer is sufficient, we are now in the doctor's waiting room because every. single. panic attack. will be *thoroughly* documented from now on. Every spike in blood pressure, every change in blood sugar...I will BURY these fuckers in documentation.
Forgot about the blue light filter on my phone, thought I was actually going blind for a minute. And how's your day been?
We do not have
any plums
in the icebox
what the hell did you eat
you probably need
to call poison control
This is why we
clean out
the goddamn
fridge, Gary
At mechanic's; woman beside me is very loud, is enunciating like it's her job, & is repeating things for no reason.
"WHAT TIME DO YOU CLOSE? SIX? SO I NEED TO COME BACK BEFORE SIX? OK, I WILL BE BACK BEFORE SIX."
Her phone rang & I'm certain that, even if I develop dementia in future, I will *still* remember that GAIL HELLO I AM GOING TO MISS THE FIRST GAME GAIL I KNOW GAIL IT IS JUST TERRIBLE THAT I AM GOING TO MISS THE FIRST GAME GAIL
tfw a friend can tell the difference between "I'm to busy to text back" & "I'm too losing-my-mindish to reply" just from the feel of the radio silence. It's equal parts comforting & NOH MY GOD HOW DID YOU DO THAT HAVE YOU BUGGED MY HOUSE
In other news, I got too cold in my sleep last night & my trapezius muscles have been in spasm alllll day, which has resulted in a headache. THIS IS NOT THE BOGO OFFER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
I have a new washing machine.
I did not consider the depth-of-washbasket to height-of-user ratio.
This thing is *cavernous* & I am a Bear of Very Little Reach.
Clearly, the husband will have to do all the laundry from now on.
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It's 81 degrees outside. (27 celsius)
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