Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com

And that’s the weekly enshillening of my subscription wares, my beloveds. Returning you to the usual blessed chaos anon and forthwith…

I’m kicking around the idea of a Discord audio-chat AMA now that lockdown is easing and I have a few extra ergs of energy, too.

I also have a Patreon, if you like! Both Patreon and Gumroad come with Discord goodies, too. https://www.patreon.com/lilithsaintcrow

Crow’s Nest patrons get a whole-ass short story I wrote just to see if I could, one available literally NOWHERE else. https://gumroad.com/l/crowsnest

This week in HELL’S ACRE, a couple of fictional schoolmistresses are given an homage, proper lodgings are found, and an egg is thrown. https://www.lilithsaintcrow.com/the-books/hells-acre/

Subscribers! Your weekly fiction offerings have been yeeted through the aether! https://www.lilithsaintcrow.com/subscriptions/

And now I go bite my nails until it drops. FUN TIMES.

I’m a little nervous because this week’s subscription offering includes a tiny story I’ve never shown ANYONE before. But I’m trying all sorts of new things in June, so might as well.

That was, I am sad to say, the most notable incident. I, uh, hesitate to take any questions at this time. THANKS, THURSDAY!

But I am enduring an object lesson in the power of psychological queasiness.

It was, thank every god there ever was or will be, NOT A BEE.

As for the morning’s run, well.

*stares into camera*

…I swallowed a bug.

Yesterday was the last formal day of school, which meant the pavements were eerily deserted—all to the good, I must confess.

Morning Walk Report: Both dogs very clingy this morning. Good thing my dex modifier is RIDICULOUSLY high.

In which I explicate a core life tenet, sock monkeys are mentioned, and I am solemnly, continuously, up to no good EVER.

Beautiful Mischief https://www.lilithsaintcrow.com/2021/06/beautiful-mischief/

A purchase has been made and shipping information entered, but that’s no reason to stop the fun. Please feel free to continue voting, my beloveds.

Thank you all for your aid and succor during the hijinks. You are magnificent, each and every one of you.

Good morning! For those interested, the winners of last night’s Skeletor Tapestry Mischief Vote were: 43, 24, 44. They will be arranged in that order, a TRIPTYCH of AWESOME.