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I saw a Wick candle maker at the craft store yesterday and I'm thinking abut acquiring it. I'm also giggling to myself imagining John Wick making candles to destress.

"This one's cordite-scented. Those ones over there are the blood-scented ones. Then there's patchouli."

"Why patchouli?"

"They used to use it to cover up the smell of corpses..."

A John Wick shootout in a craft store. Mod Podge flying everywhere. He kills an assassin with a scrapbook maker. Bloodspatter on primed canvases like Pollock paintings.

And let's not forget the framing department. Strangely, they avoided the yarn aisles...

@lilithsaintcrow I dunno, I think watching someone get fought by using yarn to tangle them up and then strangle them would be fantastic.

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