Bread dough: 1
I'll just let you draw your own conclusions from that.
I am (or I used to be) a professional baker. Let me tell you, anyone that says bread dough is not a morally grey, semi-sentient deity from another dimension is lying. Its alive, it thinks, and its been sent here to torment humans.
@citlali No lies detected.
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