Cannot stay in bed, since a 60lb furry toddler sat on my chest and asked where breakfast is, while also noting I am made of meat.
Such a cute hellbeast.
Pupdate: Hellbeasts refusing to eat their brekkie, citing “lack of hoomin snacks in bowl.”
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