Sad announcement: There is no official D&D tonight. Our DM is exhausted (no wonder!) and so we’re having a social hour while one character is tied up naked in a net in the corner.
Our dwarf warrior is codpiece-shopping, our half-elf ranger needs a traumatic backstory, our paladin is singing Rocky Horror. For once I’m just along for the ride.
Next week we’ll be back with more heads to put on the cart, and the consequences of tonight’s lunacy (whatever that turns out to be).