Sad announcement: There is no official D&D tonight. Our DM is exhausted (no wonder!) and so we’re having a social hour while one character is tied up naked in a net in the corner.
Our dwarf warrior is codpiece-shopping, our half-elf ranger needs a traumatic backstory, our paladin is singing Rocky Horror. For once I’m just along for the ride.
Group chat is REAL interesting right now. “Is this an Iron Maiden setup?”
“No, no, it’s Etsy.”