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Today I realized Michael Sheen was both Lucian and Aziraphale and my pants are very confused.

I was honestly unprepared for these feelings. I need a binge-watch to sort them out.

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Aziraphale in the streets, Lucian in the sheets.

(Stop me. For my own good.)

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I honestly haven’t had this level of pants confusion since seeing my boy Travis Fimmel go from Tarzan to Ragnar.

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Or my lady Ms Theron go from ingenue to Furiosa. Or Tessa Thompson going all-in Valkyrie mode.

LOOK IT’S JUST REAL CONFUSING DOWN IN MY PANTS FEELINGS RIGHT NOW OKAY?

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My goodness, we are blessed to live in an age where makeup technology can give us sexy blow-dried dirt. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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@mwlucas I also just realized he’s Aro in the Twilight movies, which just adds another layer of confusion to my pants

@lilithsaintcrow

He is EVERYTHING.

Most people don't want everything...

@mwlucas He’s the whole package, I want it, and I would never throw it out of bed for eating crackers.

@Kiratala you know that’s the thread that started this whole thing right?

@lilithsaintcrow I had not fallen down that thread -- not enough coffee yet -- but figured it might be.

@Kiratala Oh honey. Do it. Do it now.

I promise you won’t be sorry. *wipes away drool*

@lilithsaintcrow Oh my heart can be sustained purely on dirty Idris and/or dirty Viggo.

@Kiratala Consider that thread a gift to yourself, then. TREAT YO’SELF.

@Kiratala No damn lies detected. “Pop Ten Cranberry Pills” omg I’m DYING

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