Aziraphale in the streets, Lucian in the sheets.
(Stop me. For my own good.)
I honestly haven’t had this level of pants confusion since seeing my boy Travis Fimmel go from Tarzan to Ragnar.
Or my lady Ms Theron go from ingenue to Furiosa. Or Tessa Thompson going all-in Valkyrie mode.
LOOK IT’S JUST REAL CONFUSING DOWN IN MY PANTS FEELINGS RIGHT NOW OKAY?
My goodness, we are blessed to live in an age where makeup technology can give us sexy blow-dried dirt. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Stop you? I'm waiting for the novel!
@mwlucas I also just realized he’s Aro in the Twilight movies, which just adds another layer of confusion to my pants
He is EVERYTHING.
Most people don't want everything...
@mwlucas He’s the whole package, I want it, and I would never throw it out of bed for eating crackers.
@lilithsaintcrow I feel this is applicable to the current convo -- https://twitter.com/MaxEMcMorrow/status/1289503620786864129 😍
@Kiratala you know that’s the thread that started this whole thing right?
@lilithsaintcrow I had not fallen down that thread -- not enough coffee yet -- but figured it might be.
@Kiratala Oh honey. Do it. Do it now.
I promise you won’t be sorry. *wipes away drool*
@lilithsaintcrow Oh my heart can be sustained purely on dirty Idris and/or dirty Viggo.
@Kiratala Consider that thread a gift to yourself, then. TREAT YO’SELF.
@lilithsaintcrow oooo they included Richard Armitage 😮
@Kiratala for obvious reasons this pleases me
@lilithsaintcrow 😮 😂 -- I lost it on this though --
@Kiratala No damn lies detected. “Pop Ten Cranberry Pills” omg I’m DYING
@lilithsaintcrow that one is gonna keep me chuckling for a bit.
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