Of course I have a significant number of questions about the preparation of the dishes in elf cannibalism, too. Because you know elves won’t just Sloppy Joe that shit. They’ll CUISINE it.
@lilithsaintcrow Dwarves, on the other hand: just chuck it in the cauldron
(No idea about either really, not steeped in Tolkien)
(Steeped? I don't even have a Tolkien tea sampler)
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