Of course I have a significant number of questions about the preparation of the dishes in elf cannibalism, too. Because you know elves won’t just Sloppy Joe that shit. They’ll CUISINE it.
They call themselves humans. What do you elves call them?
@lilithsaintcrow Dwarves, on the other hand: just chuck it in the cauldron
(No idea about either really, not steeped in Tolkien)
(Steeped? I don't even have a Tolkien tea sampler)
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