Me: *hears strange sound*

Me: *gets creeped out*

Me: *looks around*

Dog: *continues snore-whistling*

Me: *finally realizes both dogs are snoring in tandem*

…it was like a tea kettle crossed with Jason heavy-breathing inside his mask.

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Go ahead and laugh. It would have creeped YOU out too.

@lilithsaintcrow I'd have stood up and checked my surroundings in the dark
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