Me: This morning’s coffee was very strong, and I am feeling a little jittery.
Also me: I should make a nice cuppa to go with this toast.
Also also me: Why am I having palpitations? It’s a mystery!
Also also also me: Clearly the solution is another nice big cuppa Irish Breakfast. CLEARLY.
TEA FIXES EVERYTHING
MY HEART IS A HUMMINGBIRD
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLURRY
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