If Lobelia had taken up her umbrella and walked to Mordor, Sauron would have fled to the Valar to seek pardon.
Of course, going back a few years, if Lobelia had gone to the Lonely Mountain, it would have been dragon-free and shipshape within the week.
Let’s not even talk about what would’ve happened to the trolls.
And now, back to bed.
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