Which is how I, utterly uncaffeinated, came to be clapping my hands over my ears and screaming at my dogs to “JUST CALM DOWN FOR FUCKSAKE IT WAS JUST DIGESTION.”
With the toast still mashed in my palm.
@mwlucas He’s a marvelous dog. Affectionate, eager to please, protective, and extremely…enthusiastic. In every. single. way.
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