Honestly, the way today’s gone, I’m unsurprised. Of course today would end with a corpse in the yard. Of COURSE.
you must admit, it's 100% on theme.
I'm beginning to suspect that you and I are on opposite ends of a karmic see-saw. Only one of us may be productive on any given day.
We can try.
But I'm pretty sure that in a dark corner of a seedy bar in the most run-down city in the world, two Muses are knocking back drinks.
"Wait--after I whispered in his ear that it was a balance thing, *you* suggested to her that they could schedule it?"
<second Muse nods humbly> "All in the job."
"You are SO BAD."
@mwlucas I hate them both. Normally I just hate my own Muse but if she’s in cahoots with yours we might have to fight dirty.
We should. Here's an idea--
Did I *have* the idea, or did I *get* the idea?
This might be more difficult than we think.
@mwlucas Pretty sure the Muse is responsible for my corpse and Jerry situation at the moment now too. I don’t put anything past that bitch.
@lilithsaintcrow my inner son of a preacher man says you're asking a lot of questions that are answered by the questions
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