(I am told nerves are usual before any recon mission.)
@lilithsaintcrow Here’s hoping that you aren’t compelled to eat crow :)
@lilithsaintcrow This has already been a riveting tale of crows and (possible) corpses. I can’t wait for the conclusion! 😅
@lilithsaintcrow I've been holding my breath too ...
@lilithsaintcrow I think this entire thread would make an excellent timeline-organised short story ...
Once Jerry has been nabbed—possibly in the towel my son is carrying—it will be a matter of swiftly shoving him into the Asshole Crow Condo, then holding the towel before the entrance until he calms the fuck down.