The urge to play with an attempted blackmailer (you know the type, they get caught in your spam folder with old passwords, asking for bitcoin) and waste a great deal of their time has rarely been so strong.
@kittychandler I know, right? At this point they should be paying ME for even thinking of giving their poor little lives meaning.
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