Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com

Thank you for playing #SaidAtDinner, the game where I post bits of dinner conversation and you get to guess. (Or wonder.)

We’ll be here all week. :P

“Your George Carlin impression is getting better. Do the seven words thing.”

*horrified* “At the TABLE?”

#saidatdinner

“For about ten minutes my hair was great and I thought I was a main character.”

#saidatdinner

“Look, all I know about Shaman King is what you’ve told me, and I distinctly remember you mentioning a pompadour.”

#saidatdinner

“Today, I chose EFFECTIVE violence.”

#saidatdinner

“No, no, no. A dog is INSTANT karma. A cat is delayed karma.”

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“There’s a road trip and they’re handing out whole-ass children, it’s gotta be a Disney movie.” #saidatdinner

“AND a cravat! That’s how you KNOW I’m EVIL!” #saidatdinner

“You know, that movie where Julie Andrews says ‘fuck you’ with her face the whole time.”

“That’s… the best description of Mary Poppins I’ve ever heard.” #saidatdinner

Me: “I gotta go write a gay couple escaping from barbarians.”

My daughter: “One, living your best life. Two, can they take us with them?” #saidatdinner

Also, “If I can’t feel my arteries hardening, it’s not pepperoni pizza.” My child, ladies and gentlemen! #saidatdinner

“I used to have standards, but motherhood changed all that.” #saidatdinner

“You can tell a lot about a person by asking their feelings on accordions.” #saidatdinner

"Yeah, she straight up murdered a Pokemon for those feet." #saidatdinner

Me: "So the hero's asking the heroine to coffee."

Child 1: "After the kidnapping attempt?"

Me: "He feels bad about being creepy."

Child 2: "That's how you can tell it's fiction." #saidatdinner

"Look, if Sauron'd had thirty baby hobbits on goats, Middle Earth would have fallen in a week." #saidatdinner

"The ability to truly curse in another language is the only real mark of fluency, mind you." #saidatdinner

"I'll just be over here with my ice cream and my grammar." #saidatdinner

"God, I miss Dr Demento." #saidatdinner

"And that, guys, is how Ogami Itto created the first drive-thru." #saidatdinner