“There’s a road trip and they’re handing out whole-ass children, it’s gotta be a Disney movie.” #saidatdinner
“You know, that movie where Julie Andrews says ‘fuck you’ with her face the whole time.”
“That’s… the best description of Mary Poppins I’ve ever heard.” #saidatdinner
Me: “I gotta go write a gay couple escaping from barbarians.”
My daughter: “One, living your best life. Two, can they take us with them?” #saidatdinner
Me: "So the hero's asking the heroine to coffee."
Child 1: "After the kidnapping attempt?"
Me: "He feels bad about being creepy."
Child 2: "That's how you can tell it's fiction." #saidatdinner
"Look, if Sauron'd had thirty baby hobbits on goats, Middle Earth would have fallen in a week." #saidatdinner
"The ability to truly curse in another language is the only real mark of fluency, mind you." #saidatdinner
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