Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com

“How many editions of Jane Eyre do you need, anyway?”

“Yes. I mean, ALL of them. Duh.” #saidtoday

“The price of googly eyes is, I have to confide, ASTONISHINGLY low if you buy in bulk.”

“Imagine the machine harvesting THAT.”

“…I’d rather not.” #saidtoday

“Look, I’m just saying, I’ve regretted glitter but I’ve never regretted glow in the dark anything.” #saidtoday

“I have restrained from hexing in any fashion, though of course I have been guilty of *wishing*.” #saidtoday

“It’s either the Tolkien Viking Werewolves or the Middle Aged Innkeeper Saves the World. Those are my options.” #saidtoday

“I have work to do, but a fresh cuppa and dead bodies? I’m in.” (Email to writing partner.) #saidtoday

“I’m sure I’ll brood on it, come to no real decision, and make a panicked call at the very last second. Like a real adult.” #saidtoday

“I am finally the gothed-up old lady I always wanted to see in the world.” #saidtoday

“If that man ever DID meet a leprechaun he’d talk it to death.” #saidtoday

“The damn zombies aren’t gonna kill themselves, after all.” #saidtoday

“One spends so much time with one’s keyboard. It’s a deep relationship.” #saidtoday

“I’m after the real, darling, not the apparent.” #saidtoday

Some sentences I never thought I'd type, but here we are. "Yeah, I could go on about hell trees, but I would need a drink or two." #saidtoday

“I must be recovering, the pain is moving around.” #saidtoday

“Well. It’s been a while since I’ve seen one of them do THAT.” #saidtoday

"I am fully aware of what you want, you just can't have it." #saidtoday to a very upset Boxnoggin.

"There's the world, and then there's the worlds artists see. Transformation of both is the business we're in." #saidtoday

"I knew that big plastic penguin would come in handy someday." #saidtoday

Also: "No, it was four rats, not one rat glimpsed four times. There was no Schrodinger's rat." #saidtoday

"Yeah, well, Facebook bitches gonna Facebook bitch." #saidtoday