On the bright side I can finally sit cross-legged to work again, and my back is singing hosannas.
Also, just had to throw out a chunk of the day’s work because I was replicating a scene I wrote earlier, dammit.
Of course I have a significant number of questions about the preparation of the dishes in elf cannibalism, too. Because you know elves won’t just Sloppy Joe that shit. They’ll CUISINE it.
Most of my questions hinge on prion diseases for elf cannibals, and if they can be avoided by eating humans, but then that’s not really cannibalism, is it?
…these are things I think about.
oh daaaang Myst is back
https://youtu.be/mtkJkQ3JztY
We’re back to filthy nicotine yellow sky, though, and eerie light. It’s a different filthy yellow eerie than it was before, so… at least things are moving?
But the grossest., most visible (and most interesting) thing about this smoke (to me) has been the effect on nose-fluid.
Snot is weird and very, very intriguing.
And here’s something fun about the smoke-pocalypse: It turns your snot funny colors! Your body’s trying to hose off all its internal surfaces crusted with barbecue particles.
The alien linguists found Earth a living treasure trove. They repeatedly used the word "kerzhfaggh", which they explained meant something like "the mindbending joy of discovering a strange new yet obvious concept through language assimilation".
It's hard to translate correctly.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
I write books. All the time. I can't stop. Definitely not Loki in disguise, of course not, how could you think that.