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There is a move called FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH and I am full of cake and watching it.

I do Friday evenings correctly, by gum.

“They’re borderline pornographic!” the recipient yelled, and I would like to huffily inform said recipient that they are ART, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

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It took a little while, but mischief was managed. Thank you all for your help during this endeavor.

Now I’m looking for new mischief to get into.

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They were shipped all the way to Australia, and they have reached their target—I mean, uh, their new home.

The yell of “JESUS FUCK” went around half the globe and rattled my windows.

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All right, you miscreants. Remember the Sexy Sexy Skeletor Triptych Tapestries?

THEY HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED.

Just as one starts feeling better, bam! Re-injury. Or another panic attack.

Honestly, crawling into a hole seems more efficient. *sigh*

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Not to mention jobs which let you take enough time to recover after running your engine dry until it fuses are few and far, far between.

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One of the awful things about burnout is how easy it is to re-injure yourself just when you’re halfway through recovery.

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You know, while I’m dreaming, I’d love to see David Lynch do a blockbuster treatment of Tanith Lee’s Books of Paradys.

It would be maddening if it wasn’t so predictable and pathetic.

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In a world where you could get the rights to Tanith Lee’s Wolf Tower books, or LJ Smith’s Forbidden Game, or Tiernan’s Sweep series, or any of Ursula Vernon’s work, you choose…to dress someone up like Gonzo and do a Wonka “origin story.”

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Add to that the “origin story” is going to completely lack Dahl’s scorching social commentary as well as razor humor, and you have a wasteful mess of cash that could have been spent on something interesting.

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(He’s also too slight to be Paul Atreides, but that could conceivably be my Kyle MacLachlan fangirl showing.)

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Yes, Chalamet is pretty. But dressing him up like Gonzo and attempting to Cruella him is only mildly funny.

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I know the rights holders are only interested in milking cash from nostalgia, but still. PICK A NEW IP. PREFERABLY NOT A RETREAD.

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