Where were *you* when you realized that "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is actually a pretty good pop song?

Because I was in hell

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cw: This War of Mine, video game, uh... war, obviously 

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Now that creeps have co-opted winking, the thumbs up, and the ok gesture, I’m almost totally unable to communicate with the outside world.

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I trained a robot to watch 10,000 hours of sitcoms so it could write one of its own, and at the end of the 10,000 hours, I had some results: the robot was collapsed and covered with fruit flies.

I don't know anything about making robots. I made this one from a banana. I don't think it's going to do anything funny based on those 10,000 hours of sitcoms either. It hasn't typed anything.

Keyboard's sticky.

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self-promotion: hidden object game, spookiness 

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Now available for free-zies! A downloadable mix of 45 minutes of music, including global funk, rockabilly from New Zealand, an ode to the guy who wrote Camptown Races in gypsy jazz form, spoken word heroin adventures, hip hop, pop, and the ghost of a voice mail from the era of land lines and more!

It's The Signal: EP146!

signalstation.com/the-signal-e

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New Signal mix | self-promotion 

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