Where were *you* when you realized that "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is actually a pretty good pop song?

Because I was in hell

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cw: This War of Mine, video game, uh... war, obviously 

My wife and I found that you can put custom characters in the game This War of Mine, so we've started a game featuring the two of us and our, uh, room mate. A weirdly optimistic clown named Tickles.


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Now that creeps have co-opted winking, the thumbs up, and the ok gesture, I’m almost totally unable to communicate with the outside world.

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I trained a robot to watch 10,000 hours of sitcoms so it could write one of its own, and at the end of the 10,000 hours, I had some results: the robot was collapsed and covered with fruit flies.

I don't know anything about making robots. I made this one from a banana. I don't think it's going to do anything funny based on those 10,000 hours of sitcoms either. It hasn't typed anything.

Keyboard's sticky.

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self-promotion: hidden object game, spookiness 

Celebrated the holiday that best way I know how: On the couch with my wife, getting introduced to the insanity of horror-themed hidden object games:


Spend an hour with us as we makie jokes about the sociopathic tendencies of these games' protagonists, ignoring a ghost to play with toys and unscrew things.

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Now available for free-zies! A downloadable mix of 45 minutes of music, including global funk, rockabilly from New Zealand, an ode to the guy who wrote Camptown Races in gypsy jazz form, spoken word heroin adventures, hip hop, pop, and the ghost of a voice mail from the era of land lines and more!

It's The Signal: EP146!


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New Signal mix | self-promotion 

The Signal: EP145 - Exactly 45 minutes of tunes hand-selected artisinally by yours truly, then mixed with fruit juice, frozen, placed in an unsuspecting rind ... and the rest is history.



I got pop music, rock music, trap music from Argentina, house from the Netherlands, a guy with a saxophone who can do that circular breathing thing... AND MORE!

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