M of Ragged Feathers @signalstation@raggedfeathers.com

) Contributing writer for TROPHY line of RPGs (Dark/Gold/Loom)

) Creator of RPG stuff like the Weird West incursion for Trophy Dark, DEVIL, AIM FOR ME

) Author of WITCHES TOWN, a collection of microfiction most of which were posted to Mastodon first
https://gumroad.com/l/witchestown

) Author of two horror-comedy stories under a pseudonym for Horrible Vacuum
http://horriblevacuum.com/wordmovies/microwave-coven/

) Creator of over 160 music mixes (signalstation.com)

) Just some idiot, who knows

1) Not getting enough sleep

2) Overindulging in alcohol

3) Accidentally referring to your friends by the names of the ancestors they resemble.

4) Ignoring horoscopes because “All the stars move anyway, so who cares.”

5) Enjoying swing music.

6) The section of your wardrobe made from woven reeds and lizard pelts.

7) At every opportunity, you mention “This all used to be underwater” while gesturing at everything.

Shout out to INXS's sax player.

a kind of wizard

dream journal:

while hitting snooze and dozing this morning, my dreams were about a lack of dreams

there were just... squares. template holders that were empty where the dreams were supposed to be.

all out of dream ideas, apparently. I could see where they should go, but ... nothing.

if there is anything less interesting than listening to someone talk about their dreams, it's someone who says their dream templates are empty.

*hitting snooze button from sleep*

ha ha, hacked yr mainframe, I'm cyberpunkk, get wrecked alarm clock

Of course, being us, all the gifts are spooky.

https://itch.io/b/1086/cold-hearth-collective-presents-free-rpg-day-2021

Help yourself to some free RPGs about body-snatching, killing vampires, sacrificing to the sea, starving to death, and wandering lost in the desert!

By age 300 you should:

1. Have outlived everyone you knew
2. Dwell in ruins
3. See strong men blanch to gaze upon you
4. Believe that if God is real, they have forsaken you
5. Shiver at the thought that you may see the stars themselves wink out in the night sky

What else?

No matter what RPG you're playing, you can use this checklist NPC to introduce The Gambler.

Don't worry about how to get rid of them. They know when to walk away.

h/t @paulczege

It's Free RPG Day this weekend so me & some friends (Cold Hearth Collective) are gonna give away some games. You can find us on 🔥🐦 or maybe I'll even remember to mention it here.

17

222

h%

you can't argue with math

Hark, The Terrible Cries of Prey in Claws, Charlie Brown

another tranq or treat halloween, costumed children with darts in their necks scattered across lawns, tagged and released, migrations tracked

In response to a "How's it going?" I responded "So far, so good" to the Lyft driver who was about to drive me to urgent care this morning.

Finally, it's spooky season and we can revisit the strip tease of Frankenstein's monster. Respectfully.

hell yeah I invest in NFTs

Never
Flipping
Turtles (or Tortoises)

are we almost done with this Voight-Kampff test, I gotta see a lady about a snake

Everyone's angry 'cause I plugged in the wicker man and now it's "There's no such thing as /electric/ horror" and "the vibes are off now."

This is not a great joke. Mods please delete.