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Piloting Eggbert: playtesting an asynchronous Discord chat-based game Show more

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Witches Town: official pinned ebook marketing thing Show more

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Signs Your Exorcist May Not Be Legit

1. Their sole piece of equipment they call a "Ghostbustin' stick," which you suspect is a storm-blown tree limb from your neighbor's lawn.

2. They claim they learned how to exorcise "from the streets" and so you ask "Which streets?" but when you go to those named streets, they still look pretty haunted actually.

3. When asked their favorite thing about being an exorcist, they say "Working in a field that has no centralized licensing authority."

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Time to bring back songs that have dances associated with them! I call this one The Timeless Twist!

♫ C'mon now baby! Let's do--♫

*leg crumples under me and I immediately fall down four flights of stairs and onto a skateboard, rolling through a public park and into a gravel pit just as a dump truck empties a load of broken doll parts on top of me*

Please sign up for my Patreon where every month you crumple up a one dollar bill and chuck it down a sidewalk grate and in return I live in the sewers and eat the rats then wipe my mouth with whatever money I find.

"If'n you don't have root on yer cowboy hat, you ain't no kinda cowboy at all." - Ancient cyberpunk cowboy wisdom, found carved in restroom wall of 10 Gallon Al's House of Digital Hats, 18th Lvl, Orbital Velvet Course

♫ Jus' a cyberpunk cowboy on a cyberpunk plain / hackin' the OS of my tractor for to get it goin' again ♫


Corporations are nice.


One small consolation of the world burning and human civilization collapsing is that it's going to take everyone who advertises on Hulu with it.

Million Dollar Idea: A recap show that's also a mystery show.

Investigators come to a small town where the death of a teenager threatens to surface all the secrets the locals have been trying to hide, but we spend most of our time listening to the investigators talk to each other about the most recent episode of [SPONSORED SHOW].

Drawing a chalk outline, speculating about plot elements on [SHOW], in the morgue with microscopes discussing casting, guest stars. Podcast listening in the cop car.

total dear diary: a life of idleness Show more

intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

A pirate who lost their hand due to misadventure but had it replaced with a VHS copy of HOOK (1991).

Is that something?

Sometimes I post just to post, I don't know what to tell you.

Hey, if you're stopping by the Con, be sure to visit our booth! It's located at the bottom of the southeast stairwell, submerged under water! Just hold your breath and use the guide rail to walk down one more flight and you'll find us there! We've got brochures and we've got hard candy! We've got fun plastic gills and we've got codes you can enter on our site to win a minifridge!

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Taking some $20 icon commissions to get me through this month since I don't get my first full paycheck til June 1st. I'd like to get at least 5.

#transarts #transcrowdfund

I'd fight a kaiju if it was, like, 3 ft tall.

I'm not saying I'm a HERO...

but if other people say it, I'm not going to be a jerk about it either

total dear diary: day job blues Show more

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Love to set up a folding table outside a right-wing gathering for the purpose of raising funds to "build the wall," dressed as a mason, complete with my own bricks and mortar, telling people I intend to build "the wall" myself, never mentioning that the specific wall I have in mind is located in my catacombs, half finished, echoing with the cries of a merely half-entombed Fortunato.

Wrestlers, one holding the other in a headlock. The camera sees them talking but is too far away to pick up the words.

Could be stock tips. Could be a story about the tiniest dragon. Could be about the optimum depth for planting tulip bulbs. Could be anything incongruous to the violent entertainment being performed.

That's all there is to it, folks. That's how you make jokes. "What if something unexpected were happening?" You answer that question... and you've got something.


Just you yourself
wait start multiple
until looping times.

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