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Discord & The Lost Time Incidents Show more

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We Are Updating Our Occult Privacy Policy

At some point in the last few years, we have:

) Viewed you through a scrying pool and/or mirror
) Crafted a double of you from blood and willpower and used it to manipulate your moods and actions and/or
) Sunk into a dark liquid pool, then rose again to the surface but the surface was your eyes, through which we saw all you saw, thought as you thought, as intimate as breath.

Due to new legislation, now we have to ask:
Can we keep doing all that?

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major difference between twitter and mastodon Show more

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#introductions Show more

lewd Show more

I tried to do some tarot but all the cards say Wet Mop. Is this normal? Any advice for a new tarot user?

context: I am a damp, filthy floor

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At a networking event today, met the guy who invented cave paintings.

"You know the one where, in the flickering light of your aurochs fat torch, it looks like the mammoth is moving? Yup, one of mine."

Nice guy. Said he was able retire on the residuals once every hominid started painting in caves. News to me!

invented alchemicals Show more

For sale: Haunted house
5-800 bedrooms (unsure)
1 distant unapproachable bathroom
Maybe 3 stories, 1 of which is in the 1800s(?)
Priced to move. Is currently moving. Is approaching town 2 ft/week.
Great for parties! All exterior doors can be bolted shut from the outside.

cw: selfie but the only eye contact is from a doll Show more

RPG STUFF - Geoff: My Personal Source of Arcane Power Show more

so dumb: source of magic = Geoff Show more

single shoes by the side of the highway are landed UFOs, disguised (poorly), do not approach, pass it on

so relatable! Show more

Geoff, neighborly magic source Show more

so dumb: source of magic = Geoff Show more

fantasy rpg nonsense Show more

fantasy rpg nonsense Show more

The artist at work.

While I was snapping a photo of some graffiti in Oakland, my boss was in the middle of the street taking a photo of the back of my head.

Just picked up my badge for PickleCon. Got the whole weekend to soak in brine ahead of me. My mouth is full of peppers and spices. There's a panel discussion on root cellar storage that's taking place in a giant Mason jar and the line's around the block, it's crazy.

Where my pickleheads at, who wants to meet up and dissolve in some vinegar and go blind?

@signalstation It's not just that it takes one person doing it. It's that it takes a group all sounding like idiots together in the same space. You know we already feel kinda called out for how some of the ritual texts sound in 2018. Making us do it in the same room facing each other is a pretty big ask.

The only reason the world hasn't ended isn't because the ceremony's incantation is written in an "unspeakable language."

It's perfectly speakable.

It just sounds ridiculous.

Lots of "bluh" and "duh" and "phbhbh" sounds in it, and the repeated phrase "I'm a big dummy who wants to end the world". If you robe-wearing weirdos could get over your egos, we could have this wrapped up pronto.

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