M of Ragged Feathers @signalstation@raggedfeathers.com

SomeBODY once told me they had a treasure for me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
They said good ol' Fortunado, you like amontillado?
Got a cask in a basement at my homestead.

1) Not getting enough sleep

2) Overindulging in alcohol

3) Accidentally referring to your friends by the names of the ancestors they resemble.

4) Ignoring horoscopes because “All the stars move anyway, so who cares.”

5) Enjoying swing music.

6) The section of your wardrobe made from woven reeds and lizard pelts.

7) At every opportunity, you mention “This all used to be underwater” while gesturing at everything.

Available for the low, low price of "whatever you want to pay for it", it's a collection of creepy and quirky microfiction called WITCHES TOWN!

Featuring a stunning cover from @sajan and interior contributions from @RAPIDPUNCHES and @VOID ! Wow!

Featuring words I wrote all in order!

Weird locales! Bogs and caves! Monsters and ghosts! Jokes! A PDF/epub/mobi .zip file like the pros use!

If your heart can stand it:
https://gum.co/witchestown

Signs Your Exorcist May Not Be Legit

1. Their sole piece of equipment they call a "Ghostbustin' stick," which you suspect is a storm-blown tree limb from your neighbor's lawn.

2. They claim they learned how to exorcise "from the streets" and so you ask "Which streets?" but when you go to those named streets, they still look pretty haunted actually.

3. When asked their favorite thing about being an exorcist, they say "Working in a field that has no centralized licensing authority."

I am a phoenix, an unkillable weed, a scattered clutch of eggs, and the loss of witches.town and a.weirder.earth has only made me more powerful.

I use Mastodon as a place to write microfiction, mostly. Oddly horror-focused for someone who doesn't enjoy being scared.

I've written pseudonymous nonsense for Horrible Vacuum as George G.G. George (if you like witches/cannibals/humor) and everything else is at signalstation.com

I make music mixes, live in the SF Bay Area. Still alive.

If anyone's gonna swing by a Michael's, go ahead and grab me a set of these things:

leaving a trail of cheez-its from under the bed and into my mouth so the creature that dwells beneath will find me and either it'll finally kill me, or we'll make out, but either way it'll be over

Lookin' good! These are ashcan copies of the game zine @maenad and I collaborated on: two different games about dying in space, combined in a flip-book format.

This is her photo, as today she's putting copies in the hands of some New Mexico-based gaming folks. We're not finished with the project, but... far enough along to see what it might look like in print.

When responding to a poll, do you prefer:

ACHTUNG! ATTENCIONE! The genius vault is now CLOSED.

2D6 FINAL NOTICE WOLVES
With keen senses and knowledge of the terrain, they've tracked you down and ringed you in. Inside every growling mouth, a Final Notice bill from one of your creditors.
Roll for Initiative + Credit Rating.

Bite 1d4
Deliver Mail 1d6 (psychic)
Distract (disadvantage vs other Final Notice Wolves)

Haven't had time to read the news yet today, was it revealed I've been a ghost the whole time?

ANTI-PLEASURE GRAHAM CRACKER GOLEM

Imbued with life via the least possible amount of magical/electrical stimulation, this Grahamite creation has but one purpose: to promote vegetarianism and discourage sensuality.

As such, its sensory organs border on vestigial.

Possessions:
) Flyer on virtues of temperance
) Folding chair
) Boar's hair brush
) Coupon for powdered soap (expired)

Advanced Skills:
3 Resist Temptation
1 Inspire
1 Absorb

Worst Enchanted Weapons (as determined by GLOWSWORDS QUARTERLY, Mines of Mithmax, 70)

1) +1 short sword vs cheese

2) WHAT!?!? the Screaming Mace

3) Amber's Frozen Hot Dog Knife

4) Kevin

Least Popular Elves (as reported by Gygax's Subscription Faxes, #3 v1 1978, delivered via fax)

1) Income Tax Elves
2) Pus Elves
3) Divorce Lawyer Elves
5) Misnumbered List Elves

Top 3 Astronaut Toothpaste Brands (as reported in NASA N.E.W.S #8 v3 1972)

1) Cadet Stargleam's Tooth Cream

2) Cavity Blast-Off!

3) Madame Loop-the-Loop's Tooth du Tooth

okay, what do you want to know today

my brain is full of useless info coupled with a facility for lying to strangers online

KEY MUMMY
Wrapped in a shroud, weighted down with keys, this figure was sent like an astronaut into the afterlife with the expectation that they'd be able to throw the doors wide open.

They're back. Clanging. Still on the mission? Was a new one waiting behind a locked door?

Possessions:
) Formal shroud
) Casual shroud (w pockets)
) So many keys
) Blockbuster card

3 Extraplanar Navigation
2 Lockpick
1 Strength
1 Dust

You know that fever-breaking feeling where you wake up exhausted and damp in a disgusting bed?

... What if you could have that feeling... ALL THE TIME?

Try new [hey, marketing, what are we calling this drug?]! Ask your doctor how and start SICKBED LIVING!

Sure, internet, go ahead and get me into Australian pop bands, why not.

musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7yRjD5yLv4