For sale: Haunted house
5-800 bedrooms (unsure)
1 distant unapproachable bathroom
Maybe 3 stories, 1 of which is in the 1800s(?)
Priced to move. Is currently moving. Is approaching town 2 ft/week.
Great for parties! All exterior doors can be bolted shut from the outside.
@signalstation this does sound like every 'party house' when you wake up in the dim hours of the morning trying to find a place to puke
@signalstation Is there a minotaur in the basement?
My lawyer says "no."
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