If I were a root-dwelling meat-eating monster who lived in a pastoral setting, there's no way I wouldn't send out a white rabbit wearing a vest and carrying a clock to lure tiny locals into my mysterious pit-like mouth.

@signalstation a monster that only consumes animals larger than a small child


"Where'd your father go, dear?"

child shrugs and runs away

@signalstation the evolutionary selective pressures are just to great for it *not* to do that

@signalstation you’d probably secrete hallucinogens to keep the prey from fighting out too.

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