FIRST DAY IN HELL, AT FRONT DOOR
me: What's this?
a devil: It's just this board full of photos. We just need you to indicate which of them are store fronts.
me: They're all blurry.
a devil: Yeah, but like... try.
me: Okay, but... okay, this one? Probably?
a devil: Keep going. We can't let any robots into hell.
a robot devil: That one's not a store front. Try again, dummy.
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