There's no law that says there can only be one NASA. I've got my own NASA.
We just build giant slingshots and on the day we find a big enough rubber band, we're launching my step-dad to Mars. (He's excited about it.)
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Okay, they didn't make it to Mars. I've still got a shot.
@signalstation yeah you just need some of those tower cranes and to make it
*extremely Peter Parker voice*
damn, that blows *my* NASA out of the water:
@signalstation I wonder who's more excited. Your stepdad or you.
@signalstation Oh, if your stepdad has a huge role in all of this:
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