AMA: The floor is open for questions, by which I mean if you ask a question, the floor opens and you get eaten by a hideous beast of legend I keep down there while I chortle and watch alongside my skinny cackling puppet best friend.
@signalstation but what ab - oh, wait.
*stands back some distance from the floor while a puppet-lyn stands in the middle of said floor and asks:*
"But why would you do such a thing?"
Also, oof, I'm realizing I never asked the keeper of my beast of legend if the beast has any food allergies, especially to like, the materials that get used to make decoys.
Eh, I'm sure this oversight could in no way come back to cause me trouble.
@signalstation If it helps, my decoy is almost entirely organic.
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