Childhood definitely lead me to think that splinters were going to be more of an ongoing issue than they have been to date.
Not a single mutant rat has tried to teach me Ninjitsu with 3 other siblings, ever.
@signalstation And quicksand. I expected that shit EVERYWHERE.
@signalstation I haven't had a scraped knee in _years_, either.
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