I am built like a 1980s wrestler's manager and the only thing keeping me from success is that I don't have an employee named Captain Risk willing to shatter his body while I leer nearby, petting a grubby taxidermied weasel.


I forgot to mention, it's /inside/ the weasel. I talk into its tail and it shouts on my behalf about how KONG GOODNESS is going to FALL at the SUMMER SLAM-TACULAR in WINDSOR FALLS!

@signalstation I would pay money to witness the adventures of Mr Risk and his manager, Weaselbutt Bullhorn. @heurism

@signalstation Worth it just for the laughs of reading through it imo.

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